Old Groping

mommy why tentacle rape
read more about old groping together
and the third world sans Trojan horse
half the tribe over grease removal before long term care

I vote I groped a great deal
and raised oddly when I was unable to sing
unforgivable and immemorial groping
of theatre is the lobby which is other

you're so tentacle rape dedicated to your work
thou hast sold thyself to evil
the awful forums you've done while sleeping
it approximate might cool zoofilia

if Paul cheats on Liz with Susan with both hands
and she knew there was no tentacle rape
also don't get any on slightly she knew
it groped himself in the least stag of the gold chain

she began to moan school violence
with amor we had used since college days when our feats were new
forced to be a sissy that takes Mastercard
to break into a cop's house where it looks like groping for boobs

thereafter the ocean groped me its debt consolidation
part home mortgage calculator
part unwanted office orgasms that nature deeply my buttocks to cry
some other foolish golf equipment nice thanks golf equipment drunk

Tyra Banks getting groped 1
Tyra Banks getting groped 2
Tyra Banks getting groped 3
tentacle rape is just another way of saying hello

and well hey what else was there in 1996?
neither tentacle rape elaborated non-banshee configuration
it had Photoshop and plenty of ram and well hey what
I never wanted for anything I liked its Telnet better

Another Infected Chainsaw*

An incinerated stovepipe ruminates, because
A line dancer pees on a fighter pilot
Defined by an apartment building. A ball
Bearing feels nagging remorse, and
A radioactive buzzard goes to sleep;
However, a feline squid learns a hard
Lesson from a sheriff. Now and then,
The stovepipe related to another demon
Knows a somewhat fashionable cab driver.

The cashier flies into a rage, but another
Bullfrog for the senator barely recognizes
The lazily self-actualized hole puncher.
Quickly. Miles above him. A the dole
Queue at over from space, but they entered.
--Clearer ravines, stare into one
To see his so tense? --Yes, that's what am I?
--Hi. --No, nor why his head's and just fine,
He said. --Hey, come to of time actually here,
I only of that you can do idle whose?
--The cat's own tousled become
President of Antares (an the wind).
As with iron mallets; of I don't.

A hardly most difficult hole puncher,
A mastadon, and the globule
Inside a minivan are what made
America great! Some tuba player
Of a fairy recognizes a cough syrup
Defined by a parking lot, but an anomaly
From a paycheck competes with the cheese
Wheel around the abstraction. A rattlesnake
Ridiculously trades baseball cards
With a Eurasian spider. Furthermore,
Some feline salad dressing meditates,
And a steam engine almost plans
An escape from the spider a grain of sand.

The fire hydrant for a tuba player
Seldom brainwashes a slow cocker spaniel,
Because an ocean over a ball bearing
Steals pencils from a bartender
Toward the buzzard. The shabby pig
Pen slyly cooks cheese grits
For the apartment building over
The cocker spaniel. A grain of sand
Defined by the asteroid trembles,
Because some spider about a cheese wheel
Knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato.

Sometimes the greasy mortician prays,
But a garbage can about another turkey
Always steals pencils from a globule!

Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates,
And the hypnotic cargo bay competes
With the tuba player.

*Verbatim spam, enhanced with line breaks and minor punctuational adjustments.

Biggier Avatars

this is suppose to be the first chapter of a biggier story
I need help with my mollies ASAP
cannot stop laughing at Justin's armpit hair
my boobies are biggier ahaha biggier I'm stoned

I don't want to visit my brother because
when it comes to quantum mechanics somebody is "a blowed-up peckerwood"
I think it would be a good idea to add a watch tower
and maybe some biggier more detailed turrents

plus something about the flywheel weighing more
helping it stand up out of corners better
in which you don't have to squint
to see the future for biggier hurricanes

the crusades where just bad ex-uses for the European kings
and the soldiers raped and plundered for a good cause
in number terms alone often biggier then many others
then difficult but to me doesn't mean he/she will be the fish head maybe

I needed to raise the car due to the fact that
aircraft fusaldge is made out of aluminum mostly
the biggier its the more it costs
and like I said before there dickhorn we got biggier fish to fry then some

stick in this slot and stick in that slot
is that purple slot special?
any biggier and it's just silly ok
maybe more puppy dogs would help with biggier sadder eyes?

I think REM would have and did back off for Pink Floyd
one of my biggier females are in but I'm still not even sure if she's pregnant or not
no YOU go eat something
after I couldn't button up my jeans I just freaked out

Irish Assholes

god I hate these new Irish assholes
those feckin' English are nowt but a bunch of Irish retards
and Irish Marxists have sex with animals
and the IRA stands for Irish Retards Association
trust me, I know

St. Patty's Day sucks
wish it never was a holiday

my annual experience with St. Patty's Day
stupid drunken middle-aged quarter-Irish assholes
drinkin' pints of Guinness/green fuckin' beer

phony Irish assholes an' real Irish scumbags
singin' "The Men Behind the Wire"
an' "The Boys of the Old Brigade" in bars all over
drunken Irish assholes wavin' a flag

tiocfaidh ár lá
that's the retarded slogan of the Irish retards
which means "shitty Irish retards"

Irish T-shirts for Irish assholes
("I Heart Irish Assholes")
I enjoy the fact the only group you belong to are Irish assholes

congregatin' outside my window lustin' after 15-year-old girls
midget Irish parents tiny Catholic parade toys
drunken pith-helmet-wearin' Irish assholes
Reality Beach MySpace group Irish assholes
David Hasselhoff Fan Club Irish assholes

Irish Hawaii-guy assholes fuckin' Nashville lesbian tit machines
stupid Irish assholes blarin' out of the radio
while fat lazy Irish assholes gleefully put anyone in front of the camera
an' we don't mean a wee bit o' the diarrhea!

enough with the "shite"
I fuckin' hate stupid Americans who think they're Irish
I like Americans
I just hate Americans who think they're Irish
when they're not

don't think that stumblin' around sloshed and vomitin'
on yourself is actin' Irish
it's bad enough when the Irish retards do it

enjoy wearin' somethin' green to work
and drinkin' dyed Coors Light, you non-Irish retards
it's dyed Miller Lite

did you send that picture of your butt crack
my virginity lives on
science--COLLEGE science--"Irish retards" *cough*

all times are now the time is MMHHH shiney and stuff MNNHHNNGGG
looks like a bunch of Irish retards may be payin' you all a visit
lookin' forward to it

seriously, when pill-poppin', ignorant Irish retards start dislikin' you
it's time to have an end-of-the-bed moment and seriously,
George Bush sucks

that the gel of the thing 'istence of takin' 'ingly
Irish retards meet singles finiddly by datin' people
by firm management, datin', date-me thing, 'istence of takin' 'ingly

WTF u on about Irish retards, ur from Holland
there would be more retards there than anywhere else in the world

all of a sudden some music started to play
and the Irish retards began to strip
suddenly all their clothes disappeared

Dustin Hoffman meets Irish assholes who want to screw his sexy wife
(rated X)
so Mary Catherine says we can call her "Pornography Joe"
hip hip

so I hope that ur comin' over to party with us Irish retards tonight
there's gonna be lots of food and beer
I'll see ya later ... I LOVE YOU!

I support this petition because, fuckin' Irish retards

anyone who does get a chance to spit
in this Irish asshole's food please take it on my behalf
thankin' you in advance, Casey