I'm Nobody. How Are You?


I'm nobody. How are you?
I hope your day is going well.
Is your last name or first name
Jonas like the Jonas brothers?

You're nobody. How are you
Going to get market share?
Outsourcing doesn't have this problem.
“I don't go with nobody”

Whatz up bro u dont call nobody how are you
God bless u cal me please
I have your invatation in my house
4 my daughter party april 25 cal me

I love the TM after your name!
I live to stand out bcuz "If your
Not somebody, your nobody and if your
A nobody, how are you anybody"

If you don't tell nobody how are you
Going to get hits
You have to tell people
Your website and they might like it

I know Mom told you
That you're about to be
An uncle ... mad shit.
[Full text of Bambi]

4 comments:

apants said...

full text of bambi. That's hilarious. You've never written anything better than that in your life. Pawn Stars is on!

apants said...

Love is a song that never ends
Life may be swift and fleeting
Hope may die
Yet love's beautiful music
Comes each day
Like the dawn

Love is a song that never ends
One simple theme repeating
Like the voice of a heavenly choir
Love's sweet music flows on
Like the voice of a heavenly choir
Love's sweet music flows on
The music introduces us in the depth of the forest, where the animals of this story live. The chirping of the birds lead us to the place where our friends are going to appear.
An old owl arrives to his tree to rest during the day. In the same tree live some squirrels, sleeping at that hour of the day; we can see a nest where three chicks are waiting for their mother who is bringing them some food. The day breaks and all the animals must to awake: a small mouse washes his face with a dewdrop. Everything seems to be calm, in peace, but suddenly the birds spread the new: the little prince is born.
Owl Who-o, who-o snoring Who-o, who-o, who-o
Birds Tweet-tweet-tweet Tweet-tweet-tweet
All the animals stop their doings; they listen the news so exciting. In that moment a little rabbit appears near the tree where the Old owl is sleeping. This rabbit is our friend Thumper who thumps to the owl wakes up.
Thumper Wake up, wake up!
Owl Oh, what now?
Thumper Wake up, friend Owl!
Owl What’s going around on here?
Thumper It’s happened! It’s happened! All his brothers and sisters are jumping all around full in excitement The new prince is born! We’re going to see him! Come on! You’d better hurry up!
The animals run into the depth of the forest, and in a clearing the camera shows a deer with her newborn fawn, the new Prince who is sleeping.
Animal 1 Oh my!
Animal 2 Well look!
Animal 3 Well, isn’t he cute?
Everybody admires the newborn. The owl, Thumper and his family arrive.
Owl Well, this is quite an occasion, yes sir. Isn't every day a prince is born to Bambi’s mother You’re to be congratulated.
Animals Congratulations! Congratulations!
Bambi's Mother to the animals Thank you very much. Licking Bambi Come on, wake up. We have company.
Bambi opens his eyes and looks a bit surprised because of all the animals
Animals Hello, hello! Hello little Prince! Hello little Prince!

Google wouldn't let me post the whole thing

-blessed b9, Catalyst4Christ said...

Hey, you, dude! Im nobuddy!
Dont try to take that away!
Got it? Good:
TurnOrBernie blogspot com
GBY

-blessed b9, Catalyst4Christ said...

<- wonder who ROTE that??
prooo'bly my other .slf,
y'think????
GBY