I'm Nobody. How Are You?


I'm nobody. How are you?
I hope your day is going well.
Is your last name or first name
Jonas like the Jonas brothers?

You're nobody. How are you
Going to get market share?
Outsourcing doesn't have this problem.
“I don't go with nobody”

Whatz up bro u dont call nobody how are you
God bless u cal me please
I have your invatation in my house
4 my daughter party april 25 cal me

I love the TM after your name!
I live to stand out bcuz "If your
Not somebody, your nobody and if your
A nobody, how are you anybody"

If you don't tell nobody how are you
Going to get hits
You have to tell people
Your website and they might like it

I know Mom told you
That you're about to be
An uncle ... mad shit.
[Full text of Bambi]

15 comments:

apants said...

full text of bambi. That's hilarious. You've never written anything better than that in your life. Pawn Stars is on!

apants said...

Love is a song that never ends
Life may be swift and fleeting
Hope may die
Yet love's beautiful music
Comes each day
Like the dawn

Love is a song that never ends
One simple theme repeating
Like the voice of a heavenly choir
Love's sweet music flows on
Like the voice of a heavenly choir
Love's sweet music flows on
The music introduces us in the depth of the forest, where the animals of this story live. The chirping of the birds lead us to the place where our friends are going to appear.
An old owl arrives to his tree to rest during the day. In the same tree live some squirrels, sleeping at that hour of the day; we can see a nest where three chicks are waiting for their mother who is bringing them some food. The day breaks and all the animals must to awake: a small mouse washes his face with a dewdrop. Everything seems to be calm, in peace, but suddenly the birds spread the new: the little prince is born.
Owl Who-o, who-o snoring Who-o, who-o, who-o
Birds Tweet-tweet-tweet Tweet-tweet-tweet
All the animals stop their doings; they listen the news so exciting. In that moment a little rabbit appears near the tree where the Old owl is sleeping. This rabbit is our friend Thumper who thumps to the owl wakes up.
Thumper Wake up, wake up!
Owl Oh, what now?
Thumper Wake up, friend Owl!
Owl What’s going around on here?
Thumper It’s happened! It’s happened! All his brothers and sisters are jumping all around full in excitement The new prince is born! We’re going to see him! Come on! You’d better hurry up!
The animals run into the depth of the forest, and in a clearing the camera shows a deer with her newborn fawn, the new Prince who is sleeping.
Animal 1 Oh my!
Animal 2 Well look!
Animal 3 Well, isn’t he cute?
Everybody admires the newborn. The owl, Thumper and his family arrive.
Owl Well, this is quite an occasion, yes sir. Isn't every day a prince is born to Bambi’s mother You’re to be congratulated.
Animals Congratulations! Congratulations!
Bambi's Mother to the animals Thank you very much. Licking Bambi Come on, wake up. We have company.
Bambi opens his eyes and looks a bit surprised because of all the animals
Animals Hello, hello! Hello little Prince! Hello little Prince!

Google wouldn't let me post the whole thing

琬安琬安 said...

No one knows the weight of anothers burden. ..................................................

夏瓊陳詩蓁富 said...

Thank you very much for such useful informaion ● 3●............................................................

恩梁如恩梁如 said...

要友誼長存,我們必須原諒彼此的小缺點。......................................................

秀李李迪秀李李迪 said...

人應該做自己認為對的事,而不是一味跟著群眾的建議走。..................................................

佳呈均慧 said...

所有的資產,在不被諒解時,都成了負債..................................................................

國彭男國彭男 said...

這一生中有多少人擦肩而過?而朋友是多麼可貴啊!......................................................................

偉曹琬 said...

Joy often comes after sorrow, like morning after night.. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

江仁趙雲虹昆 said...

看到大家都留言-我也忍不住說聲---加油..................................................

怡屏 said...

君子遇窮困,則德益進,道益通。............................. ....................................

阿袁袁袁袁華 said...

來給你加油打氣!!..................................................................

建枫 said...

精彩,thanks!............................................................

8468 said...

您的blog蠻不錯的耶,祝你快樂哦!期待您的更新!............................................................

159fsaf said...

心平氣和~祝你也快樂~~..................................................