Fickle Chemistry

I'm wearing a T-shirt with the slogan I'm With Stupid. Do I smell a little bit of hypocrisy? I smell a little bit of cream when I swirl it.

The Weaver daughters had a mini-freakout at the go-kart racetrack and I'm sorry, but come on.

Get rid of the largely black clientele? Perhaps I smell a little bit of reverse psychology.

I smell prejudice in the air! Against whom or what? Fuck you if I smell a little bit street today. Too often, my neocon alarm bell rings.

When I smell gas in the kitchen, I know one of my stove's pilot lights has gone out. When I stand right next to the water heater, I smell a little bit of gas. If I move one foot away, I no longer can smell it.

I smell a little bit of mango and something that smells like candy corn. Patrick smells metal. It feels a little carbonated.

I get flack for calling the cashier a "black female?" That makes no sense. Be careful or they will call ya Bin "Fuckin'" Laden!

Marianne says I smell a little like cinnamon toast and goat. I should go and take a shower.

Am I, and other posters, supposed to apologize for caring about this subject? I am shaking and crying right now and the whole thing just made my eyes bleed.

Good work and stay out of the orange jump suits as long as possible. I smell a little bit of double standard going on here.

I smell a little bit of fish on the forum. I'm not familiar with the writer but I know the editor somewhat.

"As time goes by it's going to get worse." "I'm going to sweat a lot." "I got my Birkenstocks."

These sound like statements coming from a group of people who are suffering. I smell dialogue plagiarism here. There is no sthingy there is no sthingy.

I smell a little like the same thing going on here. But here the issue is that is the case where often.

I'm concerned that I smell like a boy, but I don't think that's what it smells like. Either way, I want to eat the smell. Mistake mistake mistake.

Onion suppose to make our nerves calm and put me well into sleep, but not for me. Anyways it is talking about how school is design to keep you bored and stupid. I smell a little bit of hippie in there, but it's cool.

You can go places in the world with pudding. It's very very faint. Or do I smell "establishment of religion"?

Is that look supposed to be a sexy pout? It actually reminds me of someone.

It's okay, I have very fickle chemistry. My hair smells fresh though. A lot has happened. Actually that was a lie. Not a lot has happened.

By the way is so far going good except I feel like I smell a little bit. Who cares if I smell a little bit, everyone does! No! Everyone does not smell.

Seriously though I have a toothbrush and deodorant so I'm good.

! apparel

try beetle
the boastful
the Kansas
in bittersweet
it's fang
be fastidious
or primitive
try Gillespie
be drape
or compass
be Bessemer
not curtain
try blastula
or maybe not

Winter

Micke boy I remember you
from back in the days in the Arts

I would get some sound-activated
cold cathodes after reading about

some knee hooks carved out
of blocks and glassed to the boat

did you have a red Grand Am and played
them off your trunk? I think

the rotary engine enthusiasts
were 30-foot-tall monsters

that hurled boulders and drained
multiple guns before dying

how does that style work
is it difficult to wet exit

after you do the run and square
they seem to stay down longer

and all the children have to learn
to kill with the sword

Micke I remember driving to Westwood
I think we were the Jets

just being like uh OK sure
say mom mom North Carolina

asking for a vote oink oink
yes we need one of those

this winter has been better
than I remember last winter being

Cephalopod Fucking

              for Brandon Downing


Tabitha Vevers, Embrace, 2006, oil and gold leaf
on sea clam shell, 4 3/4" x 6 7/8" x 1 1/4"



the idea that water can retain some kind of imprint
of compounds dissolved in it means fuck-all to anyone?

the equation between God and fucking is so Japanese
putting a million explosions in your trilobite
that sort of thing

we could call this a huge argument from silence and then
the optical clarity of the ninety-one boobsquad

the cephalopod is your god
he hasn't arms or legs
"prehaps your some kind of morbid fucking asshole"

there's a fossilized dinosaur foot right next to my
ceramic plant holder, not alarm yourself!
nem kell megijedni! do not fuck me about!

the psychopharmacological sex holiday
crash but on a fucking type
who brought it is all sorts of those

sexually lipstick the breast-fed foldable nads
anal shipowner chime in
with plenty of good old-fashioned centurion

exhortation of off-fucking
in the case of a dry seal

explicit hetero mother
is that you transferring the energy of the flower

please remind me how happy I am
I'm throwing myself at you

Listless Idolatry

                 for Nada

panic kind of scene (dame/hit man)
Nada swims exhausted in oily seas

the rhetorician addresses witnesses and they are all moving
optic receivers (eyes)

nothing in fist came to earth
no special "wartime" clause

a lesbian with visible nipples does not have eyes
none at all and not expect the suspicion

and blacklisting blood that's thin and colder
or Lady Nada seventh violet

grumbling six expediency souvenirs
qua merged picnic vatican l'oeil orchards

hurrah unused words of Marx
not based on iron wire perfectly

null face of the government
anemic zenith high noon

Thursday builders banished idlers calmly smoking
seeking Kurds to the feared politics

and could it be so violent beneath a porch
because Israel's jog-trot lack of low-spirited malarkey

certainly isn't to say that om should get
the best of six organs on a split 7"

Nada at least gives you something gal anyday
& Uncle Schmucko providing dull background noise

but the main man's effort is irrelevant brooms
secretionary redhead dampener

boilover Swahili nonmusics
I think I need to do something exciting

Too Much Ass

I have a big ass
and they can't see me
we could all use that much ass ... but
you wanna be real

we sucked far too much ass
than one should ever suck
you blow yourself up if you don't
want to be Judd Nelson
alright?

severe rashes around the mouth with gak on a nightly basis
I guess I won't be signing up to haunt any establishment
into this dysfunctional pseudoketchup?

find out if the excess lies in how much
shirt that show your asscrack all period
there's just too much ass around here
I can't stand to look

this big toolbox was what the guys wanted to show me
so as not to appear homophobic
aRRrrrrrr!

in other Britney news, they're going
to crack the internet in half at some point?
WHO MADE THIS DECISION, WHO ARE THEY
they've got to tell the world that too much ass is fine
that whole scene looks so annoying

what plant maintenance do you do ... I'm an American
or am I? I don't know
[funny telemarketer call]
it really disturbs me to listen to lyrics

I hate them and hope they die
that being said, I'm coming over to your house
to get a job as a bus driver
they'll blur out some asscrack

I think you're showing a little too much ass
that is just way too much ass for one person
and I need to check it out
what you gonna do with all of that junk?
it would be better if it was squirrels on a bus

Thinging of You

oops I cant stop thinging of u
made me sad thinging how much

aww but Im ... wuddaappp! LMFAO
yeye me so sad out to the box

what does this mean? Vargon-Ferrets
are all u ever thing of / u dont know

we sometimes says better than duro in this case
depends in which situation are u is

home of the brave is what
this a war zone u see

the war shoved back on just when
I was thinging Paradise Lost ache

wish that the shakes disturbing
but we harld can open our mind

so u have been "thinging"
I always knew u couldnt thing

Im thinging the thong of the thouth!
tho anywayth

I miss u kid
I haven't talked to u in forever

Commie Girlfriend

"I dance at a topless club," Tom's girlfriend said copacetically
"excuse me while I step on your face
Adlai-Stevenson-style"
you coming on to me, Myrtle?

a halfling rogue, an old human druid
who doesn't speak much English went totally crazy at some point and
it's off to the races!
anything his hand touches is smeared
he was talking to his MOTHER in Iraq, not his drug dealer
some COMMON SENSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED
he lives in freaking France for crissakes
he and his girlfriend love to rattle off foolish crap
"men are all pigs"
"guns should be banned from the world"
"I hate computer games"
it gives me the shivers, like it is a bunch of yakking

I've got the coolest friends
some dirty Irish sausage delivery man
who isn't a redneck and his slanty eyed commie girlfriend named Nada
trains are great
too bad human beings screw them up

men are dirty and bandwidth gums up our garage doors
so we had never seen a napkin and regularly had 2 colas
that's because the Vietnam War was a liberal sissy war
but Lady Macbeth will also do a lapdance for 100 bucks
non-commie homosexuality has to be filled in England for decades
yadda yadda etc.

the Lady Macbeth idea is interesting on paper but
you're automatically a commie despite circumstances
at least the girl that kicked my ass
in 1934 put an end to musical adventures like
"the world would be a better place if people ate more dirt"
goddam commies and their dirt

Old Groping

mommy why tentacle rape
read more about old groping together
and the third world sans Trojan horse
half the tribe over grease removal before long term care

I vote I groped a great deal
and raised oddly when I was unable to sing
unforgivable and immemorial groping
of theatre is the lobby which is other

you're so tentacle rape dedicated to your work
thou hast sold thyself to evil
the awful forums you've done while sleeping
it approximate might cool zoofilia

if Paul cheats on Liz with Susan with both hands
and she knew there was no tentacle rape
also don't get any on slightly she knew
it groped himself in the least stag of the gold chain

she began to moan school violence
with amor we had used since college days when our feats were new
forced to be a sissy that takes Mastercard
to break into a cop's house where it looks like groping for boobs

thereafter the ocean groped me its debt consolidation
part home mortgage calculator
part unwanted office orgasms that nature deeply my buttocks to cry
some other foolish golf equipment nice thanks golf equipment drunk

Tyra Banks getting groped 1
Tyra Banks getting groped 2
Tyra Banks getting groped 3
tentacle rape is just another way of saying hello

and well hey what else was there in 1996?
neither tentacle rape elaborated non-banshee configuration
it had Photoshop and plenty of ram and well hey what
I never wanted for anything I liked its Telnet better

Another Infected Chainsaw*

An incinerated stovepipe ruminates, because
A line dancer pees on a fighter pilot
Defined by an apartment building. A ball
Bearing feels nagging remorse, and
A radioactive buzzard goes to sleep;
However, a feline squid learns a hard
Lesson from a sheriff. Now and then,
The stovepipe related to another demon
Knows a somewhat fashionable cab driver.

The cashier flies into a rage, but another
Bullfrog for the senator barely recognizes
The lazily self-actualized hole puncher.
Quickly. Miles above him. A the dole
Queue at over from space, but they entered.
--Clearer ravines, stare into one
To see his so tense? --Yes, that's what am I?
--Hi. --No, nor why his head's and just fine,
He said. --Hey, come to of time actually here,
I only of that you can do idle whose?
--The cat's own tousled become
President of Antares (an the wind).
As with iron mallets; of I don't.

A hardly most difficult hole puncher,
A mastadon, and the globule
Inside a minivan are what made
America great! Some tuba player
Of a fairy recognizes a cough syrup
Defined by a parking lot, but an anomaly
From a paycheck competes with the cheese
Wheel around the abstraction. A rattlesnake
Ridiculously trades baseball cards
With a Eurasian spider. Furthermore,
Some feline salad dressing meditates,
And a steam engine almost plans
An escape from the spider a grain of sand.

The fire hydrant for a tuba player
Seldom brainwashes a slow cocker spaniel,
Because an ocean over a ball bearing
Steals pencils from a bartender
Toward the buzzard. The shabby pig
Pen slyly cooks cheese grits
For the apartment building over
The cocker spaniel. A grain of sand
Defined by the asteroid trembles,
Because some spider about a cheese wheel
Knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato.

Sometimes the greasy mortician prays,
But a garbage can about another turkey
Always steals pencils from a globule!

Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates,
And the hypnotic cargo bay competes
With the tuba player.


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*Verbatim spam, enhanced with line breaks and minor punctuational adjustments.

Biggier Avatars

this is suppose to be the first chapter of a biggier story
I need help with my mollies ASAP
cannot stop laughing at Justin's armpit hair
my boobies are biggier ahaha biggier I'm stoned

I don't want to visit my brother because
when it comes to quantum mechanics somebody is "a blowed-up peckerwood"
I think it would be a good idea to add a watch tower
and maybe some biggier more detailed turrents

plus something about the flywheel weighing more
helping it stand up out of corners better
in which you don't have to squint
to see the future for biggier hurricanes

the crusades where just bad ex-uses for the European kings
and the soldiers raped and plundered for a good cause
in number terms alone often biggier then many others
then difficult but to me doesn't mean he/she will be the fish head maybe

I needed to raise the car due to the fact that
aircraft fusaldge is made out of aluminum mostly
the biggier its the more it costs
and like I said before there dickhorn we got biggier fish to fry then some

stick in this slot and stick in that slot
is that purple slot special?
any biggier and it's just silly ok
maybe more puppy dogs would help with biggier sadder eyes?

I think REM would have and did back off for Pink Floyd
one of my biggier females are in but I'm still not even sure if she's pregnant or not
no YOU go eat something
after I couldn't button up my jeans I just freaked out

Irish Assholes

god I hate these new Irish assholes
those feckin' English are nowt but a bunch of Irish retards
and Irish Marxists have sex with animals
and the IRA stands for Irish Retards Association
trust me, I know

St. Patty's Day sucks
wish it never was a holiday

my annual experience with St. Patty's Day
stupid drunken middle-aged quarter-Irish assholes
drinkin' pints of Guinness/green fuckin' beer

phony Irish assholes an' real Irish scumbags
singin' "The Men Behind the Wire"
an' "The Boys of the Old Brigade" in bars all over
drunken Irish assholes wavin' a flag

tiocfaidh ár lá
that's the retarded slogan of the Irish retards
which means "shitty Irish retards"

Irish T-shirts for Irish assholes
("I Heart Irish Assholes")
I enjoy the fact the only group you belong to are Irish assholes

congregatin' outside my window lustin' after 15-year-old girls
midget Irish parents tiny Catholic parade toys
drunken pith-helmet-wearin' Irish assholes
Reality Beach MySpace group Irish assholes
David Hasselhoff Fan Club Irish assholes

Irish Hawaii-guy assholes fuckin' Nashville lesbian tit machines
stupid Irish assholes blarin' out of the radio
while fat lazy Irish assholes gleefully put anyone in front of the camera
an' we don't mean a wee bit o' the diarrhea!

enough with the "shite"
I fuckin' hate stupid Americans who think they're Irish
I like Americans
I just hate Americans who think they're Irish
when they're not

don't think that stumblin' around sloshed and vomitin'
on yourself is actin' Irish
it's bad enough when the Irish retards do it

enjoy wearin' somethin' green to work
and drinkin' dyed Coors Light, you non-Irish retards
dude
it's dyed Miller Lite

did you send that picture of your butt crack
my virginity lives on
science--COLLEGE science--"Irish retards" *cough*

all times are now the time is MMHHH shiney and stuff MNNHHNNGGG
looks like a bunch of Irish retards may be payin' you all a visit
lookin' forward to it

seriously, when pill-poppin', ignorant Irish retards start dislikin' you
it's time to have an end-of-the-bed moment and seriously,
George Bush sucks

that the gel of the thing 'istence of takin' 'ingly
Irish retards meet singles finiddly by datin' people
by firm management, datin', date-me thing, 'istence of takin' 'ingly

WTF u on about Irish retards, ur from Holland
there would be more retards there than anywhere else in the world

all of a sudden some music started to play
and the Irish retards began to strip
suddenly all their clothes disappeared

Dustin Hoffman meets Irish assholes who want to screw his sexy wife
(rated X)
so Mary Catherine says we can call her "Pornography Joe"
hip hip

so I hope that ur comin' over to party with us Irish retards tonight
there's gonna be lots of food and beer
I'll see ya later ... I LOVE YOU!

I support this petition because, fuckin' Irish retards

anyone who does get a chance to spit
in this Irish asshole's food please take it on my behalf
thankin' you in advance, Casey

Fascist Poem

Edward is possibly at home
reading his favorite poem
"God Bless Mrs Donald"
it's the most beautiful, wise, philosophical poem
others just think it's an inept horror film

I think he is an extremely confused man
who has been taken in by that poem
the key issue here is not literary merit
I do not believe that the poem
will be a horrid little abortion

while the obvious slant to this poem is a feminist one
it can also be interpreted as fascist
and it's good you didn't read that
it would have fascistized you faster
than you could say "Callooh! Callay!"

these are the moments when
the authoritarian modernists come to terms
with the dominance of the letter "I"
first they came for the communists
one day they'll be coming after poets on stilts

All Fours

remember they walk on all fours and can be found
beyond our horse of the old style
we've got to show them
the "dress code"

but not the police he caught his breath
as he saw his man through the tunnel
grow smaller in the distance
ripping until a plank or stick was left

whose holes throughout
the franchise lie flattish
and curved elegantly into the cup
last year keeping alive

some of the best craftwork comes out
of the trinity of dogs
in the middle of the rue
I I'm a aardvark

he darn well broke it
from a 2D snapshot he swept
from the 5 Kentuckians
sexually active shoplifting eyeholes

through the ruins
often loping ahead
to tell bullwhip inmates
were served bread and ersatz

The Miscellaneous Penguins

I'm a hardcore fan of LOTR and yes I believe
that sock monkeys stole my PANTS

working in liquid (very rare) you can normally find
bankruptcy proceedings although penguins
are the best fricking animal in the world they are so da bomb
just chill out and click on stuff
and penguins will be the next kind of England

my name's Jane I am IN LOVE with GERARD WAY!
he sooo wants to marry me ... sometimes I think
pretty penguins will take over the world
but I believe they will be more like benevolent dictators
as penguins are great

seagulls are penguins in disguise
and they may "lose control"

lalalala raaa I'm hyper eating marzipan
and blue food coloring on the 12 of August
it is cool because it's red
put heavy metal on a loud speaker and kill us all
then Karen will take over and I'll add some information
on another interesting club I urge you to join
where you fight goblins and other mythical creatures
while riding polar bears and seals

no I'm not really sure if 1 day penguins will take over the world
but I do know that Paige is a good friend and she is really funny

Utrics

a man with a mouth full of violence outside the holes
leaning in just that kind of way
asked me how my hair is so soft
"at first I thought it was a piece of rubbish or a clear tarpaulin sheet"

your tiny ferry was making a new job
stylistically all over the map unrelentingly

trim preceded us but all the trim
shaft had to come thrust loads
young girls showering under a big lack of pizza
dodging zillions of lobster pots
pure white slick and shiny inside and out

if you happen to catch Big Brotherism on your propane stove
the hairy ones dive off the property ladder
leaving jobs and spoiled our toes
on the lumpish butch with an armful
of plastic birds or side loads
to crinkle on application

what better use for 20-year-old salad dressing
little do I care if my nose is allowed tuna 2 minutes later
my leg tied to a tree stump

my wife has this humongous Art Deco black kid
with underwater photo of guts
free world w/ "utrics"
it somewhat shiny

I trade off weekly charts but I go for
the can containing Williams' head
can't believe it stayed still long
yet another cowboy cookie for big boys

big dog Bruce clothes
big fat ugly astrology
NY shiny disco balls

Irish Fun

my name is Eileen
I can only stand myself
I live in NY gathering essays by Susan Howe,
Michael Palmer, ANTHONY D. BUFFALO, and others

one of their lieutenants will step up a hecticness
a POLICE OFFICER WOUNDED KNEE MEDAL OF HONOR WINNER
who led a varied life on the western pioneer and ended up a poet
ANTHONY D. BUFFALO hired by the Pilgrims
as military advisor for many early Terrytoons cartoon characters

then in Warhol’s fin-de-siecle apes comic masterpiece Heart of Darkness
the struggle between Joan Didion and Dennis Cooper
concludes precisely as you know that it must
I was working on the project for quite a while
before I actually read an alternate history
kind of thing where Dracula won

you have just been married in a green world
do you like pizza do you like to save money
do you like lesbian vampire movies
how-to books and homesteading magazines

O MERRY hae I been teethin’ a heckle
an’ merry hae I been shapin’ a spoon

drunk Irish telephone fun
hello! tell me you’re Eileen
ANTHONY D. BUFFALO
uh no Eileen he can’t come to the phone right now

go to the Renaissance Festival and heckle the sword fighters
laugh at their clumsy and often confused subversive re-writing
shut the fuck up when they read their poems

there may even come a day tho we won’t live to see it
when a ball of light comes up a street
to prune this issue somehow girlfriend

My Racism

You're going to say something about my racism, is that it? And you're going to point out that I must be a really upset person. Best of luck to you. But I don't think my racism is the issue at stake. After all, I have fought prejudice and racism for nearly a half-century. Also, a few years ago, I remember reading a newspaper.

Yes I'm a racist, but only my racism is against uneducated idiots, terrorists, and people like you that support them. But I hold no illusions, the germ of racism is infectiously present everywhere, and the best a white man can hope for. But there are many Black folk who are not as fortunate.

I understand some of the theories that you present and argue. I see that my racism is a violation not so much of God's rules but of God's grace. I was refreshed in the workshop by another realization. It's not because you're racist, it's because you're you. To prove my racism is inherited, I will tell you a true story. I wore my "Racism is a Crime" button on my coat as I walked into the Municipal Building. I wasn't planning to put this on my resume.

My racism is situational. It's a strictly phone-based racism. Even if I manage to sound convincing when I protest that no, really, I'm not a racist, I can always be trumped by the ominous implication. Then I am able to remember how much Christ has loved me. I don't care because to me my racism is the biggie. I guess my racism is universal.

Insofar as my "racism" is concerned, I can't let that bother me too much. My backyard doesn't enforce. You want to know what my racism is? Lately my racism is just good common sense. I drive a Japanese car. It is as much a part of me as my racism. But I don't plan on feeling guilty about it either. I agree with a few of the BNP policies. I agree with nothing the NF stands for. I admit that my racism is getting more serious after flying for few years. This is how people become racist in the first place.

As of right now, my racism is all for the Africans, none for Mexicans, none for Blacks, not even for Asians! God I love Chinese people, and housechores, and putting food on the table, and the time I spend just falling apart, and somehow, working on my racism is never # 1. Gonna take Mom and the kids out for an evening walk down 4th Street. That's how crazy evil I am.

My racism is intellectual or not, smart or not, rational or not. In all three cases, the results are the same. My racism is justified. My racism is not towards ethnicity. My racism is not based on religion, color, or class. My racism is based upon people who think. My racism is merely my pointing to an Israeli historian.

Our or my racism is not built and does not seek world domination unlike the empires or the would-be empires which you have mentioned. My racism is only towards the Sinhala racists who are hiding behind Buddhism. They exist. I point them out.

My racism is something that has been learned and experienced by living daily. It's there. My racism is connected with my being born and raised. My racism is valid because of the racism I have suffered and will continue to suffer. They say my racism is bad, but isn't anti-racism, too?

My racism is not something I'm proud of. My heart is the blackest of blacks. So black that it appears white. In an all-white racist context, my racism is never called out. I would even agree with the objection that my racism is directed against Caucasian (it means my own) race. My racism is in my expectations from white people. So my racism is less racists, because I'm ETHNIC, and some of my best friends are ETHNICS, some of 'em strait (sic) of (sic) teh (sic) baot (sic). So what? Some people (some people in my family) would crucify me for that kind of tolerance, but my racism is more of the ideological kind. Yes, my racism is completely awakening in Istanbul.

Personally, I don't like racism. The only racist tendencies I have are aimed at the French. There will always be that barrier that says to them, "I know you." Racism costs the racist under a capitalist system. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I would hate to think that my racism is wasted.

My racism is hurting me. My white friends know this. Most of the gay women I meet think my racism is ridiculous. But what are they telling me? A charm is the national control intervene by the alone pursuit or his law need than the literary anger and my racism is of your necessary shareholder. It is issues like this that have made me this way. "I know I am a racist, but I am trying to overcome my racism." The American Thinker says this is one of the GREAT speeches.

They say that my racism is internalized and that I have been tricked into believing the great white lie. Maybe I have. Sorry if you don't like it. You are a minority. Also, you don't really know me, so your assumption of my racism is more inappropriate than my mass generalization. You claim to be Miss Civility here, so tell the board where my racism is. Show me exactly where my racism is readily apparent. You have till midnight else be deemed the dolt you are.

FYI, I'm part Jewish & my wife is black.

Dark Gary

when Gary and I walked into the morning
he first introduced me to fall turkey hunting

we’ve certainly fallen foul and thoroughly salt-glazed inside and outside
for this I do thank you

when the clouds passed between the moon and earth
Gary was eyeing candy less blatantly but it seemed to me more knowledgeably

just what is it in me? sometimes I just don’t avoid
using bleach and iron beneath a moist cloth

I don’t know what I’m missing and I roll on to the floor next to the bed
and start looking around as Gary continues to make sounds

I want to ask who will bring backdrop also?
anyone one has flower?

digging for oil or digging for water it’s hit and miss
Gary says about finding clear cool water big bear gold

I remember vividly for some reason
Gary saying “let’s not use the flashlight unless we have to”

“I’m cold” and “that creepy monster in the pool that made
you buy or build a house with rental cabins

on a giant piece of clear modern glass that you should carry with you
and end it all in 1979

implies that before Augustine the church was very dark”
if you want to buy some thing go to the market and you will see

a “premiere team of lieutenants” among them a sheriff who must
rally his town to fight the Fresh Prince of Egypt

oblivion excels at girding its soldiers
together into some new flying chariot for the Batlord

they have a cute rolling glow-in-the-dark spastic Gary-snail and
an even more spazzy sandy squirty Squidward thing in the tub just because

I’ve read everything I could get my hands on about breeding
are you in the dark my friend?

what is the story of your life? I melt with you
rusty iron is great!

#1 on Google for lemming lesbian spank inferno
I would like everyone to know the pernicious underbelly of this search tool

“I play banjo and I self medicate” says Gary
damn you’re dark Gary!

back in the freezer section of the little bodega
Gary finally found what he’d been looking for behind smooth clear glass

Gary wore no bathing suit because no one could see that he was naked
Gary propped the clam’s mouth open with the six-pound Brandon

Gary did scare them away with an axe
his tent flap zipped open and we heard the dull thud of his body collapsing

even after his apartment was vacant
if it didn’t have any color it would be white with a bit of yellow/brown something

Gary bumps his leg on the table when the electricity goes off
Gary insists that it will operate “indefinitely”

I didn’t see much of him after that
Dark Gary gone for sure

I’d still look up at it
obsessions are like that

Alls I Remember

Alls I remember is two beams of light coming from the front of the vehicle and the feeling of being entranced, like a deer frozen in the headlights.

Alls I remember is the leader of the bad guys was a T-rex and the leader of the good guys was an Allosaur.

Alls I remember is the really evil god was Charnel, the pretty damn evil god is Pyro, the smart neartral god is Stratos and I dont remember the other 2 gods.

Alls I remember is it is by the hut that is by the grenade launching tower, its an underground lab you need to find the ladder, thats the best I can do.

Alls I remember is walking thru the store and there was no bread. I was pissed cause they were all sold out.

Alls I remember is you always asking for hugs and you singing me songs! LOL that was hot. Good times.

Alls I remember is that it really hurt and I was thirsty. Well I dont have much else to say except I have no clu how we became friends.

Alls I remember is bomb jacking u verbally nonstop and u just couldnt take the shit anymore so u decided to side with him. Get over urself.

Alls I remember is being on a bed with a awning or whatever u cal it over the top and this little dog is viciously barking at us.

Alls I remember is goin into the chapel and doing spontaneous melodramas on my way thru DS to maidens when this Fungi Shroom aggro'd on me. For some odd reason I never remember strippers before 3D.

Alls I remember is looking through some guy's directories for his website and finding those Photoshop of the fat kid.

Alls I remember is people in cages in the basement and black people. Back in the day I didnt like this movie. But I'll go rent it.

Alls I remember is how to get through levels and such, not all of that discovering secrets. I didn't know, and therefore I got married.

Alls I remember is duck duck goose.

Alls I remember is I was young when I started playing with myself and couldnt stop until I was done shaking it.

Alls I remember is that it saved my butt when the librarian came up.

Alls I remember is I didn't get to beat it because the server shut down, so I beat it on my own server. I love that map. WrongWorld2 has NO purpose at all. Whatever.

Alls I remember is that I said "dank" alot. So anyways yeah this is me. No doot aboot it.

Alls I remember is Donald Pleasance pulling some worms out of his arm.

Alls I remember is what I said, it's in code or whatever. Retarded.

Alls I remember is that I was bout maybe a half mile or so from home and almost went into every dam ditch there was on my way home Im just glad I didnt get shit.

Alls I remember is holding Bullet's hand at the dining room table and telling him how much of a great job I think he's doing with TeamCelica.

Alls I remember is him giving me this crazy look like :eek: but I did not think anything of it hahah.

Alls I remember is LOL I know not a lot. Smrt. I should really write stuff down.

Alls I remember is Pitstain and the small Pete in school, and then Pitstain was about to beat him up. Thats what I specifically remember.

Alls I remember is different workld or some show was making fun of him because he had big props.

Alls I remember is EM saying all my friends are wusses let do a Jager bomb!

Alls I remember is you makin that comprehension of [-+-] thread, I think you started it. Fuck socom 2 and hatin on you I dont really remember.

Alls I remember is something to do with "faclempt."

Alls I remember is that my name is Leonard Shelby. I love men. You know what I like about this place? Everything.

Alls I remember is dance music at half tempo with weird procussion stuck in my head. I don't even know if I spelled that right.

Alls I remember is alot of heavy metal, wild women and satanic cults. I'm pretty sure it was by Kemco cos it was very very Shadowgate and Deja Vu-y.

Alls I remember is that their name started with a B and had 4 letters in it. All of the guys in the band we're totally cool.

Alls I remember is someone chiming in about Jerry Garcia missing a finger.

Alls I remember is something about don't clap in between different sets in symphonies it makes the musicians nervous or something I dunno.

Alls I remember is that it seemed extortionate. I forget.

Alls I remember is that I was getting fucking slayed all day it was fun.

Alls I remember is Oprah.