tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21439046104725116712024-03-13T15:06:44.085-07:00Squirrels in My Attic<center><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2231/261707105770570/1600/gse_multipart36855.jpg"><br>::scurry:: ::scurry:: ::scurry:: BAM!</img></center>Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-31709788416529472502009-06-29T14:54:00.000-07:002010-06-29T14:54:46.688-07:00I'm Nobody. How Are You?<blockquote></blockquote><br />I'm nobody. How are you?<br />I hope your day is going well.<br />Is your last name or first name<br />Jonas like the Jonas brothers?<br /><br />You're nobody. How are you<br />Going to get market share?<br />Outsourcing doesn't have this problem.<br />“I don't go with nobody”<br /><br />Whatz up bro u dont call nobody how are you<br />God bless u cal me please<br />I have your invatation in my house<br />4 my daughter party april 25 cal me<br /><br />I love the TM after your name!<br />I live to stand out bcuz "If your<br />Not somebody, your nobody and if your<br />A nobody, how are you anybody"<br /><br />If you don't tell nobody how are you<br />Going to get hits<br />You have to tell people<br />Your website and they might like it<br /><br />I know Mom told you<br />That you're about to be<br />An uncle ... mad shit.<br />[Full text of <span style="font-style:italic;">Bambi</span>]Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-555578891375174322008-02-22T12:21:00.000-08:002008-02-22T12:26:28.249-08:00"We are clarifying"<blockquote></blockquote><br />we are clarifying<br />by our various<br />pointings the use<br /><br />of the words<br />is square but<br />neither is an<br /><br />object squareness supposed<br />as object pointed<br />to nor need<br /><br />it be supposed<br />available as reference<br />of the word<br /><br />square no more<br />need be demanded<br />in explication of<br /><br />is square or<br />any other phrase<br />than that our<br /><br />listener learn when<br />to expect us<br />to apply it<br /><br />to an object<br />and when not<br />there is no<br /><br />need for the<br />phrase itself to<br />be a name<br /><br />in turn of<br />a separate object<br />of any kind<br /><br /><br /><br />-----------<br /><br /><br />[Two consecutive sentences from Willard Van Orman Quine's <span style="font-style:italic;">From a Logical Point of View: Nine Logico-Philosophical Essays</span> (Harvard UP, 1953), minus all punctuation and capitalization.]<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-27912677874326575932008-02-22T10:34:00.000-08:002008-02-22T10:41:07.059-08:00Trying Hard<blockquote></blockquote><br />Here's the thing. I'm trying really really hard to be a better person. Unfortunately, my attempts to be a good person are often foiled by my love. I'm trying really really hard to not get my hopes up about her. But it's hard. I'm trying to be supportive. I'm having a really hard time though.<br /><br />Things are weird between us and everything seems fake even though I'm trying really hard. I laugh a lot, and keep up the banter. I'm trying really really hard to stay calm and reasonable and not to lose my temper. None of it is getting across.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard to break this habit, because it doesn't do her any good and is terrible for me. And I'm trying hard, but one time I just tried to give up and let it go but it was so hard so I'm still crushing on her. I'm trying really really hard. I'm concentrating on my shoes, the logo on some guy's shirt, a billboard advertising English lessons.<br /><br />And then I'm sad about being such an awful person. And I'm trying really really hard to not go and eat what's left over straight from the bowl.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to panic, and mostly succeeding. Mostly. If I see a nice doctor this morning, I'll ask them to prod me. Oh, and my safe words are borrowed from traffic light signals.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to just live in the today of my life and yet dream about my tomorrows. I'm actually thinking about my dreams now. No, not really.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to keep it under control today. BECAUSE TOMORROW I'M GOING TO LOOK AT WHEELS! Oops, that slipped.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard, but it's no good, it seems impossible. I keep slipping back down. I'm young and sexy and trendy and I'm trying really really hard. It comes off as desperation, which is the most un-sexy.<br /><br />I guess I have just lost my way and I'm trying hard to find it again! Just not sure if I can. I hope to get at least a B. I'm trying really really hard.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard. But soy milk in coffee (and I've tried rice milk too) is one of the worst things I've ever tasted. Urgh yuck shudder. I run a news group on conjoined twins and I'm trying really really hard not to.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard to hold it together today. I'm trying really really hard not to call this EP a fantastic example of the synthtastic-rock New Rave sound that's sweeping the globe.<br /><br />As it stands now, if all of us were at a party, I'd be the guy who empties the trash cans. For example, I'm trying really really hard to draw, because I feel like my drawings are really awful. I feel so ashamed of them. I showed this picture to Robot Johnny.<br /><br />This is so weird. I close my eyes and I see your face. If home's where my heart is, then I'm out of place. I'm trying really really hard here. I'm trying really really hard not to give up but gosh, it should be getting at least a little better, right? What can I do or what should I do?<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to not self-mutilate. I can't say it won't happen again.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to read <span style="font-style:italic;">Lord Foul's Bane</span> (book one of <span style="font-style:italic;">Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever</span>). I am very suprised at how hard it is for me.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to let fruits and vegetables rot. And I really care. Somebody hug me.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard as I ski through the village of Davos, Switzerland to offer some quality coaching to a few US athletes. And I'm trying really really hard not to buy the new Ben & Jerry's "Chocolate Therapy."<br /><br />In other news, I'm trying really really hard to avoid Robin Hood.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to eliminate the F-Bomb from my everyday speech.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to have this turn into yet another blog obsessed with Japanese anime.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to use the word "ambience" here, but I'm struggling. Look, I'm trying really really hard to smile.<br /><br />And yeah, I've pretty much done the academic suicide every year, and now I'm screwed, but I'm trying really really hard not to do it again this year.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to not get discouraged. I'm trying really hard not to spill on myself. I'm trying not to slobber all over my screen. I'm trying to love this lens but I think I can only like it a lot. It's a <span style="font-style:italic;">great</span> looking lens. Comes with a petal hood.<br /><br />I'm sorry, alright? I'm trying really really hard to keep it together, stay positive and so on, but it ain't working. I'm trying really really hard at this, people. I am bundling up the baby and going to the coffee shop.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to go crazy tonight! Shut up stupid brain! I'm trying really hard to focus on not personalizing stuff. It's difficult to do.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to not participate in stash enhancement and not to buy knitting books. It's not working well.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to imagine a world in which someone could not have any idea about the history of blackface.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard to think up a "get stoned in college" joke, but it's just not happening. I'm trying really really hard not to use the phrase "get something off my chest" right now. The thing is, I am a large-breasted woman.<br /><br />Man, I'm trying really hard not to say what I really want to say right now. Oh I'm trying. I know I'm being tested and I'm trying not to freak out but if you seem to remember me behaving at all strangely toward you, it's because I'm trying really really hard to implant myself into your jerkoff fantasies.<br /><br />My new thing is "no solid plans except Jesus." See, the thing is I'm a planner. I'm trying really really hard. Must it be a tug of war? Forgive me. I feel terrible.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to stay off the J.Crew website but it's just calling me to come browse.<br /><br />I'm trying hard to play it cool. I'm trying really really hard. I was wearing this prisoner face, so deep inside she had to know I'm feeling lost. I'm trying really hard to not even bother writing about this.<br /><br />Seriously, enough of Anne, and on to her minions (not minyans). It's not their fault they are freaky little bloodsucking monsters.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to see these guys as equals with different needs, sending water shooting in a huge stream onto my neighbor's car, and I'm trying really hard not to get angry, but I need a goofy song. I'm trying to believe that these are just isolated nutjobs who don't represent the Democratic party base. I really am. But that's my opinion, and it's really up to her, so I'm trying really really hard to shut up and not say anything. It's awfully nice here, though.<br /><br />Okay here's another comment where I'm trying really really hard to be flattering: she has a really high forehead. Make of that what you wish.<br /><br />I've got a new haircut. And boy, it rocks big time [slideshow of me with longer hair].<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to just think happy thoughts. There is a Full RSS feed. So, I'm trying really really hard to control myself. It is pretty difficult, but I'm trying. Really really hard.<br /><br />Hold up, I'm trying really really hard to think of <span style="font-style:italic;">anything</span> I would buy on Shore Drive, north of Northhampton Blvd. I'm Pakistani, so I wasn't taught the right way.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to come up with a decision Bush has made that has benefitted America. Either that or I'm trying really really hard to get fired.<br /><br />Anyway, right now I'm trying really hard to forget about her since I won't be seeing her anymore. I've graduated from high school. I am exhausted at the end of the day from all of our playing.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard not to scream. I'm trying really really hard not to talk about my laptop. OK, I failed.<br /><br />I can picture the socks in my head, and imagine myself wearing them. I'm trying really hard not to freak out, but it's not working so well. I told her I would accept her answers and I'm trying really really hard. God! I'm really trying! Do you think I'm merely suppressing things?<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to smile. But I'm imagining a suburban family being terrorized by roving bands of wealthy Quakers.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard to decrease my carbon footprint. I'm trying hard to get over myself. I'm trying really really hard not to type in ALL CAPS.<br /><br />Today I'm trying really really hard not to strangle people. I'm beyond fed up. I want something to look forward to for the rest of the week!<br /><br />So that's why, smartie-pants, we have our laundry situation. I'm trying really really hard not to make any shake and bake jokes. I'm trying really hard to like daylilies, but it just hasn't happened for me yet. I might <span style="font-style:italic;">posssiblyyy</span> go to Australia!<br /><br />You know I have to really bite my e-tongue about this woman who thinks that autism is a contractable disease. Ahem. I'm trying really really hard, but now more than ever I feel as if I'm sending her off to seek her fortune with all her worldly goods done up.<br /><br />I'm a bit of an emotional coward, but I'm trying really really hard not to be. And the very act of trying to accomplish this is something I'm proud of. I'm trying really hard to be in the moment. It's almost impossible. It's like our brains aren't designed for it. Hey, maybe that's even true.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to care. More Miss USA contestant kissing, fellatio. Good stuff. But, whatever.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to avoid saying, "you don't know until you experience it," but at the end of the day, that's all I can say. Don't doubt my venom on this score, I'm going to come back to that.<br /><br />Why do some people gain weight during Ramadan? There are apparently complimentary Danishes. Mmm.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard to live in the present. I'm trying really really hard not to giggle out loud. My neighbors think I'm strange enough as it is.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard but smiling is just simply impossible now.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to come up with an analogy that avoids a "deck chairs on the Titanic" feel, but it's one of those things that's tough to do. Look, I'm trying really hard not to think this analogy through to its logical conclusion.<br /><br />When snow is predicted down here (here being Philadelphia), there is a rush to the grocery store for milk.<br /><br />I'm not making that much eye contact but I'm trying really REALLY hard to drive this motherfucker home. Just know that if I'm looking you in the eye, it means I'm trying really really hard to do so. <span style="font-style:italic;">What's new, pussycat, whooaa whoaa whoaa</span>!<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to think of a recent film that has scenes that "glamorize" smoking. Okay, so I'm trying really really hard not to freak out. In a good way.<br /><br />I have a box of laxatives here but I'm trying really really hard to ignore them. We'll see.<br /><br />Well, it is happening ... again. and I'm trying really really hard to not be like that again. Arghh.... Wish that thing of mine goes away ... it's not healthy.<br /><br />I want to get better, I'm trying really really hard. I feel alone, stupid and constantly sad. I feel like such a burden to my partner and my friends. Naturally, I'm trying really really hard to contain these impulses. I'm going to bed very shortly. In my own bed! I'm trying really hard to look beyond the pain of what we aren't experiencing because otherwise this life would quickly become hopeless.<br /><br />I'm <span style="font-style:italic;">very</span> single again. With a certificate of authenticity. I'm trying really really hard not to be snarky and sarcastic about this. I'm trying not to be all jealous and ugly. How did I do?<br /><br />Lord knows I'm trying really really hard to "enjoy my singleness" but it's just not working. Maybe I could enjoy it if I didn't have the desire NOT TO BE.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard to stay strong. To keep pushing myself to keep my head above water. I don't know how much longer I can keep it up. And I'm trying really really hard to be a hell of a lot more grateful for what I have. I'm serious. But fuck. I didn't even do anything visibly wrong.<br /><br />I'm trying really hard to avoid death. Darwin sounds like Darth.<br /><br />I'm trying really really hard not to scare you. How did I do?<br /><br />I'm trying really hard for her to cuckold me. She has admitted during sex when she is really turned on that she thinks of having more than one guy. Which is THE LAST goddam thing I'd want when I'm trying really really hard to see Scarlett Johansson's titties.<br /><br />So I'm trying really really hard to hold back the tears but all the self loathing and embarrassment have taken over. I go to the bathroom and lock myself in.<br /><br />So in conclusion I have found the love of my life and I'm trying really hard not to fuck that up. And sometimes I just wish that instead of being reminded of the one thing I did wrong, someone would acknowledge what I'm trying really really hard to do. Well, I guess this is all I can think of now. Glad you had an "interesting" time. I'll post again sometime when I have more to say.<br /><br />Almost none of my favorite childhood memories involve my parents hovering.<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-84682701349489810842007-11-13T22:17:00.000-08:002007-11-13T22:19:42.726-08:00The Ogre<blockquote></blockquote><br />He advanced<br />and ate a third<br />of the earth--<br />the Ogre,<br />with his four-hundred-year-old women<br />and their thousand four-hundred-year-old sons....<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Algorithm</span>:<br />did he in the agony of his failure<br />count them in error?<br /><br />His whole disease endangers<br />the eyes of rescued corpses,<br />neither tame nor pale.<br />All day every day,<br />he pisses on the campgrounds of the war...<br />the Ogre met this one king<br />who was so poor,<br />he <span style="font-style:italic;">had</span> no campgrounds--<br />that one had to borrow the roads<br />his sons traveled on.<br /><br />King of Anger--<br />king who laughs<br />at iron historicality<br />or fails to be masculine--<br />or gives his exoticism<br />over to femininity--<br />he makes the skulls of adult gorillas<br />into cryogenic vats<br />for human brains.<br />Hatemongering Ogre--<br />pitying neither serpent<br />nor fish.<br />Hallucinating Ogre, cat-killer....<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Algorithm</span>:<br />out of what agonized egg sac<br />came his superfly voicebox?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />[--after Ricardo Aleixo]<br /><br >Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-66911436397413716142007-11-13T22:13:00.000-08:002009-12-20T17:54:23.661-08:00Love Is<blockquote></blockquote><br />a series of fragmentary beach parties<br />we have no choice but to attend<br /><br /><br />a voice cries out loud and long<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">this morning we exist</span><br /><br /><br />ah my trick vibrating eyeballs<br />excuse me while I ruin this piano<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />[--after Ricardo Aleixo]<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-40081298459786836212007-11-13T22:09:00.000-08:002007-11-13T22:09:27.644-08:00Dolphins in History and Films<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2231/261707105770570/1600/talk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2231/261707105770570/320/talk.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Royce B. McClure,<br /><br />I love dolphins and your pictures of dolphins are beautiful. Dolphins are beautiful, graceful and intelligent creatures, long loved by mankind and this range of several different dolphin pictures show that beauty. I love it! the dolphins are beautiful and I just wanted to say how nice it is. I will return to see what I haven't already checked out.<br /><br />Dolphins are beautiful mammals. This under water sea creature is very interesting. These are some facts about dolphins. They are 2.4 or 2.7 meters long. A dolphin can have up to 2 babies. Dolphins are smooth and usually are gray or pink. They will jump and spin around playfully. Dolphins eat a lot of different kinds of food. Dolphins love to eat. Dolphins are found everywhere, except in the coldest waters. They swim so smoothly in the waters of the ocean. They are found in antarctic and subantarctic waters. Dolphins are beautiful and smart. They can carry packages. They also can carry lines to lost boat drivers. They also travel in schools to hunt for food. They are social animals who communicate well with each other. Dolphins are beautiful and graceful creatures that have been on the earth a lot longer than us. No one can argue that whales and dolphins are beautiful creatures, but if you look at them closely, they seem to be made up of the strangest parts. No wonder people have been fascinated by them for years! Do you think that dolphins close their eyes?<br /><br />OMG I love dolphins they are so beautiful this is a great page! Yay! Dolphins are beautiful creatures and will always have a wild spirit. I have been very lucky because I have had the awesome experience of swimming with dolphins twice. I have all ready swam with them and adopted 3. Dolphins dont suc u suc dolphins are beautiful. You call that a dolphin pod it looks like bloub.<br /><br />Dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins. Dolphins, dolphins are beautiful creatures, shrouded in mystery. Dolphins, dolphins are beautiful creatures, to be correct a miniature whale, and are also extremely clever. Dolphins evolved in the ocean while hoofed animals evolved on land. The whales and dolphins are beautiful starseed who agreed to stay with you on earth to revitalize and continually update the encodings within the water. Dolphins are beautiful, but they always come across as the adolescents of the cetacean world. Belugas are much more elegant and stately. Belugas are wonderful. The whales are pure white and beautiful! They are also part of the mammal family. Dolphins are beautiful, both in the water and in the freezer.<br /><br />Although dolphins are beautiful animals, to many they are much, much more. Dolphins have taken on civilizations considered to be imaginary. Surrounded by myth, mystery, hundreds of admirers and danger, these people are beautiful, the dolphins are beautiful, everything is beautiful! Dolphins are beautiful, graceful, spiritual creatures. Dolphins are beautiful like music. Dolphins are beautiful creatures, but they move fast. Dolphins like to swim fast. Find out how to capture them--all of them--on film.<br /><br />Dolphins are beautiful intelligent creatures. People all over the world think that dolphins are beautiful and intelligent. People say that dolphins are beautiful, intelligent creatures, yet not enough is being done to save them from extinction. If you ask most people they will say that dolphins are beautiful, intelligent creatures yet not enough is being done to save them from extinction. Dolphins are beautiful creatures and should be saved not killed! One had been shot, one had been fed trash and debris, and the other ate fish during the red tide incident. You need to recycle because the dolphins get caught in those plastic holes from six-packs and the dolphins are beautiful! Dolphins are beautiful and intelligent and graceful, and yet they are being used as tools/slaves to essentially carry out genocide. It's our war, not theirs. However, dolphins are beautiful and agile animals.<br /><br />Dolphins are beautiful wanderers of the sea. Dolphins are beautiful and cute. That's why people like them the best. The embossed dolphins are beautiful. They glide and play through the water without an apparent care in the world. No two are exactly alike. Sometimes, okay, most times, I envy dolphins.<br /><br />The essence of life is more important than the meaning of it. Vincent taped a piece of gauze over the new tattoo. "Take this." She even called one of the other waitresses over to look at my wallet. "Your dolphins are beautiful--you need to put them on the internet for sale."Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-20437528584667852752007-03-12T16:13:00.000-07:002009-12-20T17:54:04.043-08:00Seagull Face<br /><br /><br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">after Nada Gordon</span><br /><br />3:04 a.m. nothing doing<br />here I and my ilk<br />are the real problem<br />I seldom buy a book<br />facing left others right<br />peacock and seagull face off ... lifeline<br />up the bass ... a U-shaped valley<br />insert seagull face here ... mine?<br />dead seagull face dead fly dead fly pelican<br />dead seagull face dead seagull face boy in water boy in water<br />dead jellyfish dead jellyfish dead tree dead tree<br />seagull face seagull ... Brandon<br />eyeglasses and bicycling<br />I can't stand ... seagull face<br /><br />seagulls rock of seagulls seagulls<br />bum pals woof<br />agree ... she has that sort of seagull face<br />her face yesterday reminded me of<br />hungry seagull face ... seagull model? model seagull<br />males men young men young adult females women young women<br />sitting animal bird water bird sea bird seagull face<br />post master what joined<br />urban regret ... tea necklace concept<br />oil and gas and global seagull face<br />smashing friend not near a roller coaster<br />why do you think so?<br /><br />that image as that of seagull face<br />as usually in such acoustic I acoustic am sitting<br />with acoustic seagull face acoustic<br />you gestate to contract flight<br />evil witch ... how you like it<br />how your seagull face<br />wet toast weevil 4 coach?<br />should have a seagull face ... shouldn't<br />carved and elaborate our quaker<br />carved and detailed our quaker<br />seagull face is gold ... thank you for bringing that<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-27473580632600920222007-03-05T18:44:00.000-08:002009-12-20T17:57:04.658-08:00Among the Giants of Hell<br /><br /><br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">for <a href="http://unquietgrave.blogspot.com/2007/02/strange-dream-last-night.html">Tony Tost</a></span><br /><br />I was executed yesterday as I was<br />walking among the giants of hell<br />I alone am the greatest colossus<br />in meditating on hell, for example<br />I like skiing by telephone<br /><br />I was but now dying in the grasp<br />of this pro-American, pro-Israeli dictator<br />why is it funny? I don't know<br />he hammered me and quite rightly<br />I was driving him back to his hotel and I thought,<br />he's literally a gunslinger and can't resist<br />getting behind the giants of hell<br /><br />all of us have seen history<br />essays written by faceless cardinals<br />among the giants of hell which<br />may weigh up to 1000 pounds<br /><br />have you noticed a line<br />on your credit card statement that<br />science will save air travel and wake up<br />the ancestry of distant worlds<br />for the most part the war<br />scared the guy finding a way to be heard<br />once he puts up some clouds<br />in the English department<br /><br />a huge snarling bulldog hurtles<br />toward you<br /><br />tighten the shit out of the snare<br />and pound it but please<br />do not expect to be included<br />among the giants of hell<br /><br />the high rank Parmenides<br />has is shown by these<br />quivering little firms<br />the abundant aftermath<br /><br />and yet Washington was alone<br />among the giants of hell<br />and I have read a hell of a lot<br />I can't help but think<br />but I have orders from the Big Man<br />you get the idea<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-27180817684461463042007-01-12T11:07:00.000-08:002009-12-20T17:56:56.838-08:0010 Questions for Christians<br /><br />who wants another Yager bomb! I can hold my lick-her well<br />who's the assclown that signed me up for the NOW Action Alert list<br /><br />I can't help but add an octopus or squid to a picture last night driving<br />I used my cupholder to hold my ice cream while driving<br /><br />I see the assclown speed past Arthur Treacher's, grab some frozen squid<br />it's great you worked on your riding and improved<br /><br />I waited patiently to grow into men and 20 seconds to turn back into little boys<br />squid however have the vessels on the freakmagnet side<br /><br />evidence that Bush hates black people<br />some great stuff like "Jesus thought 9/11 was a comedy"<br /><br />pirates would likely hold my political views against me<br />most of the time I'm a loud, obnoxious assclown but it's just a front<br /><br />for I am merely a human! a large green being<br />which resembles a human with huge bat-wings<br /><br />I can't sit still in my chair, I can't do any work, I can't even hold my pee<br />cuz that damn squid will whoop you like it whoops everything else<br /><br />a nice "cottage cheese butt" would equal up to a good "assclown"<br />cuz that damn squid will whoop you as has already been explained elsewhere<br /><br />then I will "find God"<br />I'll wait for an angel, but I won't hold my breath 'magine they're busy<br /><br />to bad you're a squid<br />if you don't hold my hand, I suck<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-40720422479809577192006-12-19T10:44:00.000-08:002006-12-19T10:48:25.740-08:00Ocelot of Woodland Park Zoo<br /><br /><br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">after <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/lisajarnot/blog/">Lisa Jarnot</a></span><br /><br />oh ocelot of Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle,<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">neofelis nebulosa</span>, enlarge the ocelot of<br />Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, ocelot<br />of the orient, of striking but conservative beauty,<br />of the catamountain which is encouraging us<br />to turn to the word "catamountain" on an<br />earlier page, of many endangered species<br />such as the jaguar, mentioned above, and<br />other felines of a smaller size, de-clawed<br />to protect our customers and our fabric,<br />of medium-sized cats of the Americas,<br />oh ocelot of Montgomery, be compared<br />to the ocelots of Central and South America,<br />except that they are smaller and totally different,<br />oh ocelot, school will be in session soon,<br />oh 38,000 hungry coeds to consume,<br />ocelot of San Pedro, of the environmentalists,<br />uneasy, excursive, adverse, greedy, oh ocelot,<br />oh wildcat or bobcat of North America,<br />he who stands for me, for biker dating services<br />and parakeets, oh ocelot, hot in the third<br />yet when he's old not so hot,<br />ocelot of fear when the animal attacks<br />and of sadness at the conclusion, ocelot of death,<br />impetuously, oh knowingly, erroneously,<br />fatuous, ah, more gallant than an insect,<br />oh ocelot of Central America, logged in<br />to submit comments, what the hell, ocelot,<br />tell us what you really think, oh ocelot,<br />I so agree, how right you are, Alderaan<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">was</span> the first planet destroyed by the Death Star,<br />oh ocelot we are talking very fast about,<br />my heart goes out to you and prays<br />that your heart is happy with love,<br />always watching our backs, oh ocelot!<br />such a cute kitty! ocelot! <span style="font-style:italic;">heeeyy ocelot</span>!<br />oh ocelot celebrating his own return<br />in the shadows, daybreak, nightfall,<br />badger lemur urchin, oh ocelot.<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-20131289816085279952006-12-18T10:49:00.000-08:002006-12-19T10:52:06.978-08:00The Aminals<br /><br />This is a collection of photos of incredibly small aminals.<br />The photos aren't spectacular, but the aminals are.<br /><br />The aminals are being fed an unhealthy seed diet.<br />The toxic properties of the aminals are not well defined.<br /><br />When the aminals are threatened, the tail is tucked between the legs.<br />The aminals are doing just fine.<br /><br />On Wednesday I was gonna be unimaginative.<br />The aminals are resin. TGIF!<br /><br />Hello there Heidelweiss, jah ist bearday time!<br />Holla back at ya neighborhood Mack, mile a minute!<br /><br />The aminals are nice and large and add to the whole look of the room.<br />The zoo keeper ate his keys and the aminals are running afuck.<br /><br />The aminals are all sleeping.<br />We wake up as the aminals are waking in the morning.<br /><br />It was proved that the aminals are formed by the attack of a suitable base.<br />If all the aminals are there then I think it will be worth going.<br /><br />All the aminals are gone. Laurel is in Sun Valley.<br />I miss Holly. I love Holly. YES I'LL GO OUT WITH U! I love u so much.<br /><br />The aminals are glad that you made them.<br />And we're glad that you made us too!<br /><br />What sound would the aminals make when the aminals are sad or happy.<br />"Wanna go home!" "Thirsty!" "Hungry!" "Gotta go potty!" <br /><br />Luckily for me I am in the armpit of the world.<br />But that's not the point here, maybe the aminals are taking over.<br /><br />The aminals are after me.<br />I've done something wrong to offend them.<br /><br />They're on the loose and want my head.<br />I'm running around in circles on the earth.<br /><br />I think we will ask for more info when we get to Benidorm.<br />The aminals are eating soup. Pit-pat, pit–pat.<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-20625650401812241042006-12-10T08:30:00.000-08:002007-09-30T09:27:15.599-07:00Beyond the Complexity of My Whiteness<br /><br />Will someone please define whiteness for me?<br /><br />Acuras and credit cards tell me that my whiteness is oppressive.<br /><br />Writing about my whiteness is really easy. My whiteness is something that I am. I don't mean that my whiteness is this accident of birth.<br /><br />My whiteness is reflected in documents like my birth certificate, driver's license, and eventually my death.<br /><br />That's what part of my whiteness is now. But that's the kind of thing where my whiteness is kind of strange.<br /><br />My impulse is to emphasize the ways in which my whiteness is different.<br /><br />My whiteness is protected. My whiteness is not the one of money, it is not the one of privilege.<br /><br />My whiteness is emphasized by contrast with the beautiful complexions of my friends. Please advise.<br /><br />My whiteness is no cause for celebration. It's a cause for worry. My whiteness is getting in the way of my ability to see.<br /><br />My whiteness is a force field around my body. It is unjust, immoral even. As we flee across the hills my whiteness is covered.<br /><br />My whiteness is not my main political concern. My family traded in their cultural heritage.<br /><br />My whiteness is throwing off the needle of my moral compass. My whiteness is permanent.<br /><br />There are situations in which my whiteness is certainly not an unmarked category. It is not at the center. Only a few more years.<br /><br />My whiteness is invisible to the power structures of these countries: Canada, Denmark, France, The Netherlands.<br /><br />My femaleness is very visible. My whiteness is a homing device for the sketchtastic men that congregate here.<br /><br />My whiteness is overwhelming me, but so is your titty name.<br /><br />My whiteness is a mask for all the cultural and political oppression I have suffered. My whiteness is made an issue by everyone else.<br /><br />My whiteness is a product of time, not individual intent. This does not mean that the fact of my whiteness is not accidental.<br /><br />I find it irrelevant whether my whiteness is genuine or not. My whiteness is not an issue. Am I one of the privileged, waving a flag?<br /><br />My whiteness is passing along certain information, certain exercises, certain physical frames.<br /><br />I don't understand how these constructs operate in your country. My whiteness is not quite the same as yours.<br /><br />Being uncomfortable with my whiteness is healthy. My whiteness is a stigma of too many connotations, an unfathomable cultural schism.<br /><br />My whiteness is not to be confused with a Socratic dialogue.<br /><br />My whiteness is what people see first, leaving me something of a blank slate until I open my mouth and my class falls out.<br /><br />My whiteness is an accident of migratory history. For that I am to suffer myriad punishments.<br /><br />My whiteness is visible and I have no choice but to be viewed. I have had long discussions about these ideas with a co-worker who is Chinese.<br /><br />My whiteness is pressed close. I am uncomfortable to see. Wait a minute, I'm not white.<br /><br />My whiteness is contestable. My whiteness is the factor that protects me from being stopped.<br /><br />My whiteness is terminal. Join in the fun.<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-22953408827104945352006-12-08T08:20:00.000-08:002006-12-11T08:21:28.543-08:00Fickle Chemistry<br /><br />I'm wearing a T-shirt with the slogan <span style="font-style:italic;">I'm With Stupid</span>. Do I smell a little bit of hypocrisy? I smell a little bit of cream when I swirl it.<br /><br />The Weaver daughters had a mini-freakout at the go-kart racetrack and I'm sorry, but come on.<br /><br />Get rid of the largely black clientele? Perhaps I smell a little bit of reverse psychology.<br /><br />I smell prejudice in the air! Against whom or what? Fuck you if I smell a little bit street today. Too often, my neocon alarm bell rings.<br /><br />When I smell gas in the kitchen, I know one of my stove's pilot lights has gone out. When I stand right next to the water heater, I smell a little bit of gas. If I move one foot away, I no longer can smell it.<br /><br />I smell a little bit of mango and something that smells like candy corn. Patrick smells metal. It feels a little carbonated.<br /><br />I get flack for calling the cashier a "black female?" That makes no sense. Be careful or they will call ya Bin "Fuckin'" Laden!<br /><br />Marianne says I smell a little like cinnamon toast and goat. I should go and take a shower.<br /><br />Am I, and other posters, supposed to apologize for caring about this subject? I am shaking and crying right now and the whole thing just made my eyes bleed.<br /><br />Good work and stay out of the orange jump suits as long as possible. I smell a little bit of double standard going on here.<br /><br />I smell a little bit of fish on the forum. I'm not familiar with the writer but I know the editor somewhat.<br /><br />"As time goes by it's going to get worse." "I'm going to sweat a lot." "I got my Birkenstocks."<br /><br />These sound like statements coming from a group of people who are suffering. I smell dialogue plagiarism here. There is no sthingy there is no sthingy.<br /><br />I smell a little like the same thing going on here. But here the issue is that is the case where often.<br /><br />I'm concerned that I smell like a boy, but I don't think that's what it smells like. Either way, I want to eat the smell. Mistake mistake mistake.<br /><br />Onion suppose to make our nerves calm and put me well into sleep, but not for me. Anyways it is talking about how school is design to keep you bored and stupid. I smell a little bit of hippie in there, but it's cool.<br /><br />You can go places in the world with pudding. It's very very faint. Or do I smell "establishment of religion"?<br /><br />Is that look supposed to be a sexy pout? It actually reminds me of someone.<br /><br />It's okay, I have very fickle chemistry. My hair smells fresh though. A lot has happened. Actually that was a lie. Not a lot has happened.<br /><br />By the way is so far going good except I feel like I smell a little bit. Who cares if I smell a little bit, everyone does! No! Everyone does not smell.<br /><br />Seriously though I have a toothbrush and deodorant so I'm good.<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-42199918984470577012006-12-06T10:15:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:16:46.697-08:00! apparel<br /><br />try beetle<br />the boastful<br />the Kansas<br />in bittersweet<br />it's fang<br />be fastidious<br />or primitive<br />try Gillespie<br />be drape<br />or compass<br />be Bessemer<br />not curtain<br />try blastula<br />or maybe not<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-12185050539530376512006-12-03T18:23:00.000-08:002006-12-03T18:24:24.957-08:00Winter<br /><br />Micke boy I remember you<br />from back in the days in the Arts<br /><br />I would get some sound-activated<br />cold cathodes after reading about<br /><br />some knee hooks carved out<br />of blocks and glassed to the boat<br /><br />did you have a red Grand Am and played<br />them off your trunk? I think<br /><br />the rotary engine enthusiasts<br />were 30-foot-tall monsters<br /><br />that hurled boulders and drained<br />multiple guns before dying<br /><br />how does that style work<br />is it difficult to wet exit<br /><br />after you do the run and square<br />they seem to stay down longer<br /><br />and all the children have to learn<br />to kill with the sword<br /><br />Micke I remember driving to Westwood<br />I think we were the Jets<br /><br />just being like uh OK sure<br />say mom mom North Carolina<br /><br />asking for a vote oink oink<br />yes we need one of those<br /><br />this winter has been better<br />than I remember last winter being<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-16591924843986426522006-11-27T23:34:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:03:08.229-08:00Cephalopod Fucking<br /><br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">for Brandon Downing</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2231/261707105770570/1600/embrace.4.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2231/261707105770570/400/embrace.4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.peppergalleryboston.com/artists/vevershtml/vevers.htm"><tt>Tabitha Vevers, <span style="font-style:italic;">Embrace</span>, 2006, oil and gold leaf<br />on sea clam shell, 4 3/4" x 6 7/8" x 1 1/4"</tt></a><br /><br /><br /><br />the idea that water can retain some kind of imprint<br />of compounds dissolved in it means fuck-all to anyone?<br /><br />the equation between God and fucking is so Japanese<br />putting a million explosions in your trilobite<br />that sort of thing<br /><br />we could call this a huge argument from silence and then<br />the optical clarity of the ninety-one boobsquad<br /><br />the cephalopod is your god<br />he hasn't arms or legs<br />"prehaps your some kind of morbid fucking asshole"<br /><br />there's a fossilized dinosaur foot right next to my<br />ceramic plant holder, not alarm yourself!<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">nem kell megijedni</span>! do not fuck me about!<br /><br />the psychopharmacological sex holiday<br />crash but on a fucking type<br />who brought it is all sorts of those<br /><br />sexually lipstick the breast-fed foldable nads<br />anal shipowner chime in<br />with plenty of good old-fashioned centurion<br /><br />exhortation of off-fucking<br />in the case of a dry seal<br /><br />explicit hetero mother<br />is that you transferring the energy of the flower<br /><br />please remind me how happy I am<br />I'm throwing myself at you<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-54413116927362057732006-11-25T09:25:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:04:47.441-08:00Listless Idolatry<br /><br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">for <a href="http://ululate.blogspot.com/">Nada</a></span><br /><br />panic kind of scene (dame/hit man)<br />Nada swims exhausted in oily seas<br /><br />the rhetorician addresses witnesses and they are all moving<br />optic receivers (eyes)<br /><br />nothing in fist came to earth<br />no special "wartime" clause<br /><br />a lesbian with visible nipples does not have eyes<br />none at all and not expect the suspicion<br /><br />and blacklisting blood that's thin and colder<br />or Lady Nada seventh violet<br /><br />grumbling six expediency souvenirs<br />qua merged picnic vatican l'oeil orchards<br /><br />hurrah unused words of Marx<br />not based on iron wire perfectly<br /><br />null face of the government<br />anemic zenith high noon<br /><br />Thursday builders banished idlers calmly smoking<br />seeking Kurds to the feared politics<br /><br />and could it be so violent beneath a porch<br />because Israel's jog-trot lack of low-spirited malarkey<br /><br />certainly isn't to say that om should get<br />the best of six organs on a split 7"<br /><br />Nada at least gives you something gal anyday<br />& Uncle Schmucko providing dull background noise<br /><br />but the main man's effort is irrelevant brooms<br />secretionary redhead dampener<br /><br />boilover Swahili nonmusics<br />I think I need to do something exciting<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-57117431913772838252006-11-24T09:19:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:04:02.242-08:00Too Much Ass<br /><br />I have a big ass<br />and they can't see me<br />we could all use that much ass ... but<br />you wanna be real<br /><br />we sucked far too much ass<br />than one should ever suck<br />you blow yourself up if you don't<br />want to be Judd Nelson<br />alright?<br /><br />severe rashes around the mouth with gak on a nightly basis<br />I guess I won't be signing up to haunt any establishment<br />into this dysfunctional pseudoketchup?<br /><br />find out if the excess lies in how much<br />shirt that show your asscrack all period<br />there's just too much ass around here<br />I can't stand to look<br /><br />this big toolbox was what the guys wanted to show me<br />so as not to appear homophobic<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">aRRrrrrrr</span>!<br /><br />in other Britney news, they're going<br />to crack the internet in half at some point?<br />WHO MADE THIS DECISION, WHO ARE THEY<br />they've got to tell the world that too much ass is fine<br />that whole scene looks so annoying<br /><br />what plant maintenance do you do ... I'm an American<br />or am I? I don't know<br />[funny telemarketer call]<br />it really disturbs me to listen to lyrics<br /><br />I hate them and hope they die<br />that being said, I'm coming over to your house<br />to get a job as a bus driver<br />they'll blur out some asscrack<br /><br />I think you're showing a little too much ass<br />that is just way too much ass for one person<br />and I need to check it out<br />what you gonna do with all of that junk?<br />it would be better if it was squirrels on a bus<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-75941069544964712592006-11-20T15:53:00.000-08:002006-11-22T17:48:10.294-08:00Thinging of You<br /><br />oops I cant stop thinging of u<br />made me sad thinging how much<br /><br />aww but Im ... <span style="font-style:italic;">wuddaappp</span>! LMFAO<br />yeye me so sad out to the box<br /><br />what does this mean? Vargon-Ferrets<br />are all u ever thing of / u dont know<br /><br />we sometimes says better than duro in this case<br />depends in which situation are u is<br /><br />home of the brave is what<br />this a war zone u see<br /><br />the war shoved back on just when<br />I was thinging <span style="font-style:italic;">Paradise Lost</span> ache<br /><br />wish that the shakes disturbing<br />but we harld can open our mind<br /><br />so u have been "thinging"<br />I always knew u couldnt thing<br /><br />Im thinging the thong of the thouth!<br />tho anywayth<br /><br />I miss u kid<br />I haven't talked to u in forever<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-3601388724153897412006-11-19T15:35:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:04:35.408-08:00Commie Girlfriend<br /><br />"I dance at a topless club," Tom's girlfriend said copacetically<br />"excuse me while I step on your face<br />Adlai-Stevenson-style"<br />you coming on to me, Myrtle?<br /><br />a halfling rogue, an old human druid<br />who doesn't speak much English went totally crazy at some point and<br />it's off to the races!<br />anything his hand touches is smeared<br />he was talking to his MOTHER in Iraq, not his drug dealer<br />some COMMON SENSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED<br />he lives in freaking France for crissakes<br />he and his girlfriend love to rattle off foolish crap<br />"men are all pigs"<br />"guns should be banned from the world"<br />"I hate computer games"<br />it gives me the shivers, like it is a bunch of yakking<br /><br />I've got the coolest friends<br />some dirty Irish sausage delivery man<br />who isn't a redneck and his slanty eyed commie girlfriend named Nada<br />trains are great<br />too bad human beings screw them up<br /><br />men are dirty and bandwidth gums up our garage doors<br />so we had never seen a napkin and regularly had 2 colas<br />that's because the Vietnam War was a liberal sissy war<br />but Lady Macbeth will also do a lapdance for 100 bucks<br />non-commie homosexuality has to be filled in England for decades<br />yadda yadda etc.<br /><br />the Lady Macbeth idea is interesting on paper but<br />you're automatically a commie despite circumstances<br />at least the girl that kicked my ass<br />in 1934 put an end to musical adventures like<br />"the world would be a better place if people ate more dirt"<br />goddam commies and their dirt<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-56670971156288470252006-11-18T16:06:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:04:18.194-08:00Old Groping<br /><br />mommy why tentacle rape<br />read more about old groping together<br />and the third world sans Trojan horse<br />half the tribe over grease removal before long term care<br /><br />I vote I groped a great deal<br />and raised oddly when I was unable to sing<br />unforgivable and immemorial groping<br />of theatre is the lobby which is other<br /><br />you're so tentacle rape dedicated to your work<br />thou hast sold thyself to evil<br />the awful forums you've done while sleeping<br />it approximate might cool zoofilia<br /><br />if Paul cheats on Liz with Susan with both hands<br />and she knew there was no tentacle rape<br />also don't get any on slightly she knew<br />it groped himself in the least stag of the gold chain<br /><br />she began to moan school violence<br />with amor we had used since college days when our feats were new<br />forced to be a sissy that takes Mastercard<br />to break into a cop's house where it looks like groping for boobs<br /><br />thereafter the ocean groped me its debt consolidation<br />part home mortgage calculator<br />part unwanted office orgasms that nature deeply my buttocks to cry<br />some other foolish golf equipment nice thanks golf equipment drunk<br /><br />Tyra Banks getting groped 1<br />Tyra Banks getting groped 2<br />Tyra Banks getting groped 3<br />tentacle rape is just another way of saying hello<br /><br />and well hey what else was there in 1996?<br />neither tentacle rape elaborated non-banshee configuration<br />it had Photoshop and plenty of ram and well hey what<br />I never wanted for anything I liked its Telnet better<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-52433310167179047322006-11-17T12:44:00.000-08:002006-11-22T17:48:54.234-08:00Another Infected Chainsaw*<br /><br />An incinerated stovepipe ruminates, because<br />A line dancer pees on a fighter pilot<br />Defined by an apartment building. A ball<br />Bearing feels nagging remorse, and<br />A radioactive buzzard goes to sleep;<br />However, a feline squid learns a hard<br />Lesson from a sheriff. Now and then,<br />The stovepipe related to another demon<br />Knows a somewhat fashionable cab driver.<br /><br />The cashier flies into a rage, but another<br />Bullfrog for the senator barely recognizes<br />The lazily self-actualized hole puncher.<br />Quickly. Miles above him. A the dole<br />Queue at over from space, but they entered.<br />--Clearer ravines, stare into one<br />To see his so tense? --Yes, that's what am I?<br />--Hi. --No, nor why his head's and just fine,<br />He said. --Hey, come to of time actually here,<br />I only of that you can do idle whose?<br />--The cat's own tousled become<br />President of Antares (an the wind).<br />As with iron mallets; of I don't.<br /><br />A hardly most difficult hole puncher,<br />A mastadon, and the globule<br />Inside a minivan are what made<br />America great! Some tuba player<br />Of a fairy recognizes a cough syrup<br />Defined by a parking lot, but an anomaly<br />From a paycheck competes with the cheese<br />Wheel around the abstraction. A rattlesnake<br />Ridiculously trades baseball cards<br />With a Eurasian spider. Furthermore,<br />Some feline salad dressing meditates,<br />And a steam engine almost plans<br />An escape from the spider a grain of sand.<br /><br />The fire hydrant for a tuba player<br />Seldom brainwashes a slow cocker spaniel,<br />Because an ocean over a ball bearing<br />Steals pencils from a bartender<br />Toward the buzzard. The shabby pig<br />Pen slyly cooks cheese grits<br />For the apartment building over<br />The cocker spaniel. A grain of sand<br />Defined by the asteroid trembles,<br />Because some spider about a cheese wheel<br />Knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato.<br /><br />Sometimes the greasy mortician prays,<br />But a garbage can about another turkey<br />Always steals pencils from a globule!<br /><br />Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates,<br />And the hypnotic cargo bay competes<br />With the tuba player.<br /><br /><br />------<br />*Verbatim spam, enhanced with line breaks and minor punctuational adjustments.<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-21964485463497876762006-11-15T12:39:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:02:42.859-08:00Biggier Avatars<br /><br />this is suppose to be the first chapter of a biggier story<br />I need help with my mollies ASAP<br />cannot stop laughing at Justin's armpit hair<br />my boobies are biggier ahaha <span style="font-style:italic;">biggier</span> I'm stoned<br /><br />I don't want to visit my brother because<br />when it comes to quantum mechanics somebody is "a blowed-up peckerwood"<br />I think it would be a good idea to add a watch tower<br />and maybe some biggier more detailed turrents<br /><br />plus something about the flywheel weighing more<br />helping it stand up out of corners better<br />in which you don't have to squint<br />to see the future for biggier hurricanes<br /><br />the crusades where just bad ex-uses for the European kings<br />and the soldiers raped and plundered for a good cause<br />in number terms alone often biggier then many others<br />then difficult but to me doesn't mean he/she will be the fish head maybe<br /><br />I needed to raise the car due to the fact that<br />aircraft fusaldge is made out of aluminum mostly<br />the biggier its the more it costs<br />and like I said before there dickhorn we got biggier fish to fry then some<br /><br />stick in this slot and stick in that slot<br />is that purple slot special?<br />any biggier and it's just silly ok<br />maybe more puppy dogs would help with biggier sadder eyes?<br /><br />I think REM would have and did back off for Pink Floyd<br />one of my biggier females are in but I'm still not even sure if she's pregnant or not<br />no YOU go eat something<br />after I couldn't button up my jeans I just freaked out<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-40543687566959258122006-11-14T19:04:00.000-08:002009-12-20T18:01:59.537-08:00Irish Assholes<br /><br />god I hate these new Irish assholes<br />those feckin' English are nowt but a bunch of Irish retards<br />and Irish Marxists have sex with animals<br />and the IRA stands for Irish Retards Association<br />trust me, I know<br /><br />St. Patty's Day sucks<br />wish it never was a holiday<br /><br />my annual experience with St. Patty's Day<br />stupid drunken middle-aged quarter-Irish assholes<br />drinkin' pints of Guinness/green fuckin' beer<br /><br />phony Irish assholes an' real Irish scumbags<br />singin' "The Men Behind the Wire"<br />an' "The Boys of the Old Brigade" in bars all over<br />drunken Irish assholes wavin' a flag<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">tiocfaidh ár lá</span><br />that's the retarded slogan of the Irish retards<br />which means "shitty Irish retards"<br /><br />Irish T-shirts for Irish assholes<br />("I Heart Irish Assholes")<br />I enjoy the fact the only group you belong to are Irish assholes<br /><br />congregatin' outside my window lustin' after 15-year-old girls<br />midget Irish parents tiny Catholic parade toys<br />drunken pith-helmet-wearin' Irish assholes<br />Reality Beach MySpace group Irish assholes<br />David Hasselhoff Fan Club Irish assholes<br /><br />Irish Hawaii-guy assholes fuckin' Nashville lesbian tit machines<br />stupid Irish assholes blarin' out of the radio<br />while fat lazy Irish assholes gleefully put anyone in front of the camera<br />an' we don't mean a wee bit o' the diarrhea!<br /><br />enough with the "shite"<br />I fuckin' hate stupid Americans who think they're Irish<br />I like Americans<br />I just hate Americans who think they're Irish<br />when they're not<br /><br />don't think that stumblin' around sloshed and vomitin'<br />on yourself is actin' Irish<br />it's bad enough when the Irish retards do it<br /><br />enjoy wearin' somethin' green to work<br />and drinkin' dyed Coors Light, you non-Irish retards<br />dude<br />it's dyed Miller Lite<br /><br />did you send that picture of your butt crack<br />my virginity lives on<br />science--COLLEGE science--"Irish retards" *cough*<br /><br />all times are now the time is MMHHH shiney and stuff MNNHHNNGGG<br />looks like a bunch of Irish retards may be payin' you all a visit<br />lookin' forward to it<br /><br />seriously, when pill-poppin', ignorant Irish retards start dislikin' you<br />it's time to have an end-of-the-bed moment and seriously,<br />George Bush sucks<br /><br />that the gel of the thing 'istence of takin' 'ingly<br />Irish retards meet singles finiddly by datin' people<br />by firm management, datin', date-me thing, 'istence of takin' 'ingly<br /><br />WTF u on about Irish retards, ur from Holland<br />there would be more retards there than anywhere else in the world<br /><br />all of a sudden some music started to play<br />and the Irish retards began to strip<br />suddenly all their clothes disappeared<br /><br />Dustin Hoffman meets Irish assholes who want to screw his sexy wife<br />(rated X)<br />so Mary Catherine says we can call her "Pornography Joe"<br />hip hip<br /><br />so I hope that ur comin' over to party with us Irish retards tonight<br />there's gonna be lots of food and beer<br />I'll see ya later ... I LOVE YOU!<br /><br />I support this petition because, fuckin' Irish retards<br /><br />anyone who does get a chance to spit<br />in this Irish asshole's food please take it on my behalf<br />thankin' you in advance, Casey<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2143904610472511671.post-38010260351743451342006-11-11T14:47:00.000-08:002006-11-22T17:50:50.418-08:00Fascist Poem<br /><br />Edward is possibly at home<br />reading his favorite poem<br />"God Bless Mrs Donald"<br />it's the most beautiful, wise, philosophical poem<br />others just think it's an inept horror film<br /><br />I think he is an extremely confused man<br />who has been taken in by that poem<br />the key issue here is not literary merit<br />I do not believe that the poem<br />will be a horrid little abortion<br /><br />while the obvious slant to this poem is a feminist one<br />it can also be interpreted as fascist<br />and it's good you didn't read that<br />it would have fascistized you faster<br />than you could say "Callooh! Callay!"<br /><br />these are the moments when<br />the authoritarian modernists come to terms<br />with the dominance of the letter "I"<br />first they came for the communists<br />one day they'll be coming after poets on stilts<br /><br />Kasey Mohammadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13353259413006470925noreply@blogger.com0