Squirrels in My Attic

He advanced and ate a third of the earth-- the Ogre, with his four-hundred-year-old women and their thousand four-hundred-year-old sons.... ...

a series of fragmentary beach parties we have no choice but to attend a voice cries out loud and long this morning we exist ah my trick vibr...

Dear Royce B. McClure, I love dolphins and your pictures of dolphins are beautiful. Dolphins are beautiful, graceful and intelligent creatur...

              after Nada Gordon 3:04 a.m. nothing doing here I and my ilk are the real problem I seldom buy a book facing left others right ...

              for Tony Tost I was executed yesterday as I was walking among the giants of hell I alone am the greatest colossus in meditatin...

who wants another Yager bomb! I can hold my lick-her well who's the assclown that signed me up for the NOW Action Alert list I can't...

                  after Lisa Jarnot oh ocelot of Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, neofelis nebulosa , enlarge the ocelot of Woodland Park Zoo i...

This is a collection of photos of incredibly small aminals. The photos aren't spectacular, but the aminals are. The aminals are being fe...

Will someone please define whiteness for me? Acuras and credit cards tell me that my whiteness is oppressive. Writing about my whiteness is ...

I'm wearing a T-shirt with the slogan I'm With Stupid . Do I smell a little bit of hypocrisy? I smell a little bit of cream when I s...

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Micke boy I remember you from back in the days in the Arts I would get some sound-activated cold cathodes after reading about some knee hook...

               for Brandon Downing Tabitha Vevers, Embrace , 2006, oil and gold leaf on sea clam shell, 4 3/4" x 6 7/8" x 1 1/4...

                  for Nada panic kind of scene (dame/hit man) Nada swims exhausted in oily seas the rhetorician addresses witnesses and they...

I have a big ass and they can't see me we could all use that much ass ... but you wanna be real we sucked far too much ass than one shou...

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"I dance at a topless club," Tom's girlfriend said copacetically "excuse me while I step on your face Adlai-Stevenson-sty...

mommy why tentacle rape read more about old groping together and the third world sans Trojan horse half the tribe over grease removal before...

An incinerated stovepipe ruminates, because A line dancer pees on a fighter pilot Defined by an apartment building. A ball Bearing feels nag...

this is suppose to be the first chapter of a biggier story I need help with my mollies ASAP cannot stop laughing at Justin's armpit hair...