Squirrels in My Attic

I'm nobody. How are you? I hope your day is going well. Is your last name or first name Jonas like the Jonas brothers? You're nobody...

we are clarifying by our various pointings the use of the words is square but neither is an object squareness supposed as object pointed to ...

Here's the thing. I'm trying really really hard to be a better person. Unfortunately, my attempts to be a good person are often foil...

He advanced and ate a third of the earth-- the Ogre, with his four-hundred-year-old women and their thousand four-hundred-year-old sons.... ...

a series of fragmentary beach parties we have no choice but to attend a voice cries out loud and long this morning we exist ah my trick vibr...

Dear Royce B. McClure, I love dolphins and your pictures of dolphins are beautiful. Dolphins are beautiful, graceful and intelligent creatur...

              after Nada Gordon 3:04 a.m. nothing doing here I and my ilk are the real problem I seldom buy a book facing left others right ...

              for Tony Tost I was executed yesterday as I was walking among the giants of hell I alone am the greatest colossus in meditatin...

who wants another Yager bomb! I can hold my lick-her well who's the assclown that signed me up for the NOW Action Alert list I can't...

                  after Lisa Jarnot oh ocelot of Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, neofelis nebulosa , enlarge the ocelot of Woodland Park Zoo i...

This is a collection of photos of incredibly small aminals. The photos aren't spectacular, but the aminals are. The aminals are being fe...

Will someone please define whiteness for me? Acuras and credit cards tell me that my whiteness is oppressive. Writing about my whiteness is ...

I'm wearing a T-shirt with the slogan I'm With Stupid . Do I smell a little bit of hypocrisy? I smell a little bit of cream when I s...

try beetle the boastful the Kansas in bittersweet it's fang be fastidious or primitive try Gillespie be drape or compass be Bessemer not...

Micke boy I remember you from back in the days in the Arts I would get some sound-activated cold cathodes after reading about some knee hook...

               for Brandon Downing Tabitha Vevers, Embrace , 2006, oil and gold leaf on sea clam shell, 4 3/4" x 6 7/8" x 1 1/4...

                  for Nada panic kind of scene (dame/hit man) Nada swims exhausted in oily seas the rhetorician addresses witnesses and they...

I have a big ass and they can't see me we could all use that much ass ... but you wanna be real we sucked far too much ass than one shou...

oops I cant stop thinging of u made me sad thinging how much aww but Im ... wuddaappp ! LMFAO yeye me so sad out to the box what does this m...

"I dance at a topless club," Tom's girlfriend said copacetically "excuse me while I step on your face Adlai-Stevenson-sty...

mommy why tentacle rape read more about old groping together and the third world sans Trojan horse half the tribe over grease removal before...

An incinerated stovepipe ruminates, because A line dancer pees on a fighter pilot Defined by an apartment building. A ball Bearing feels nag...

this is suppose to be the first chapter of a biggier story I need help with my mollies ASAP cannot stop laughing at Justin's armpit hair...

god I hate these new Irish assholes those feckin' English are nowt but a bunch of Irish retards and Irish Marxists have sex with animals...

Edward is possibly at home reading his favorite poem "God Bless Mrs Donald" it's the most beautiful, wise, philosophical poem ...

remember they walk on all fours and can be found beyond our horse of the old style we've got to show them the "dress code" but...

I'm a hardcore fan of LOTR and yes I believe that sock monkeys stole my PANTS working in liquid (very rare) you can normally find bankru...

a man with a mouth full of violence outside the holes leaning in just that kind of way asked me how my hair is so soft "at first I thou...

my name is Eileen I can only stand myself I live in NY gathering essays by Susan Howe, Michael Palmer, ANTHONY D. BUFFALO, and others one of...

You're going to say something about my racism, is that it? And you're going to point out that I must be a really upset person. Best ...

when Gary and I walked into the morning he first introduced me to fall turkey hunting we’ve certainly fallen foul and thoroughly salt-glazed...

Alls I remember is two beams of light coming from the front of the vehicle and the feeling of being entranced, like a deer frozen in the hea...

I rmeember the wise words that my teacher said: "if you want a man to drown in your lust, you must, you must increase your bust." ...

these goddam squirrels in my attic are driving me bonkers ::scurry:: ::scurry:: ::scurry:: BAM! if you are conducting research into popular ...